Management

The Weirdest Tavern in Eorzea


C'rukhia Fane
Owner/Lily's Reality Tether
Lily’s wife, Fane, doesn’t actually work here, but her main function is to keep Lily within signaling distance of reality. However, she also has her own streak of madness in the form of a nearly psychotic obsession with customer service. As such she continually places herself in front of the door and greets everyone who enters, going so far as to tell them they can sit wherever they like and that someone will be with them shortly. She then usually just sighs and shakes her head when they order things from the official menu.

Elhaym Stormraver
Bartender/Faerie Queen
The woman who can do anything...except get out of bed in the morning. Elhaym insists that a few years ago, she couldn’t even read – now she writes scholarly articles about why academia is a lie and fairy dust makes for a great drink mixer.
Who knew she could bartend? Apparently, Lily knew, and now she’s here. What would you like to drink? Did you know that you’re just a figment of her imagination? She’ll try better next time, really. Seriously, would you please order your drink, before she goes and cries in the shower fully clothed? Also, WHY AREN’T YOU IN BED DO YOU KNOW HOW LATE IT IS?

Lilyana Eventide
Vagrant/Doctor Pirate
Former proprietor of The Eventide and all around lunatic, Lily only lives in reality a good 3% of the time. She can often be seen writing reminders to herself for tasks that any functional person should remember automatically, such as 'don't drown' and 'coffee is hard to make with a hammer'.